Weird Items I found on ASOS

Asos is my favourite place to shop online if you don't, believe me, I am currently a level-three ASOS A-LISTER! so it's apparent that I like to browse on their website quite a bit and the idea hit me that I've noticed a lot of weird/quirky items on there recently.

   

Initially, when I saved this coat to my favourites I was thinking two things, the first being that it was a gorgeous slightly muted fuschia shade that would brighten the most drear of days and the second being that it would keep you snug as a bug too ,but on closer inspection, I realised that this is not your typical coat it is actually cropped on one side and what good is that in the height of winter.

The only thing that came to mind when I saw this was it looked like someone had taken a plain black swimsuit cut it in half and tried to stick it through a paper shredder then instantly regretted their decision and tried to sew it back together. 

All I can picture is those toggles getting caught in the door on the way out of the house and I find the sleeves a little confusing, do they want it to be a t-shirt or a jumper?

Weird

Kicking off 2018 with you getting to know me a bit better


1. What's a nickname only your family calls you?
Dot Spot
2. What's a weird habit of yours?
Skipping the bottom two stairs 
3. Do you have any weird phobias?
I Hate icy pavements and anything else I can slip over and break something
4. What's a song you secretly love to blast and belt out when you're alone?
King of Wishful Thinking by Go West
5. What's one of your biggest pet peeves?
Arrogant people are the worst

6. What's one of your nervous habits?
Overthinking
7. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The middle you get the best of both

8. What was your first stuffed animal and it's name?
most likey it was a probably a bear called beary (creative I know)

9. What's the drink you always order at starbucks?
I dont really drink much starbucks(gasp)
10. What's a beauty rule you preach, but never actually practice?
Cleaning my brushes, I just forget to do it.

11. Which way do you face in the shower?
I keep my back to the shower
12. Do you have any 'weird' body 'skills'?
I hiccup everyday (no joke)
13. What's your favorite comfort food thats 'bad' but you love to eat it anyways?
Chinese
14. What's a phrase or exclamation you always say?
F**K